01. When a man you don't know very well asks you out for dinner, it's not necessarily a date per se. (You may think it is, but it's wise to double-check. Because you may be wrong. Go figure.) It could just be dinner.
02. Waxing any part of your body is just as sore as they say it is, if not more so. (pain x infinity = baby smooth)
03. The house white wine at Peddlars is incredibly bad. (It comes with its own froth.) It should not be drunk by ANYONE. Ever.
Now please, use these little pearls of wisdom wisely...
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