Friday, 5 March 2010

Mao's Last Dancer


A couple of weeks ago, I got lucky. Sadly not in the Gerard-Butler-dressed-as-a-fireman kind of way, but still, lucky. I won tickets to a breakfast at the Cape Town Convention Centre hosted by world-famous ballet dancer and author Li Cunxin. (Pronounced "Lee Schwin Sing")


Now to be fair, up until quite recently, his name didn't really ring a bell. But he's the Chinese dancer who defected to the States in the early eighties, after a pretty precarious stand-off at the Chinese embassy. Since then he has toured the world as a principal dancer, and has subsequently retired from ballet and gone on to write his autobiography: Mao's Last Dancer, published in 2003. This critically acclaimed book has recently been adapted into a feature film, directed by Bruce Beresford.


When I received the news that I had won tickets, it seemed only fitting that I read the book. And I'm so glad I did - what a story! From the most unimaginable poverty, 11 year old Li was randomly chosen to audition for the Beijing Dance Academy where he struggled his way to becoming a world-class dancer. It's a story of determination, perseverance and great personal sacrifice - beautifully told with humbleness and modesty.

So after speed-reading the book over the weekend, the Monday morning breakfast talk was really special. Cunxin is in his late forties now and lives in Australia with his wife and children. He's an eloquent speaker who keeps his audience captivated with personal anecdotes that share a little of what it was like to grow up in a world so far away from the one I know. 
 

Mao's Last Dancer is certainly worth the read, though there's nothing wrong with just watching the movie. That said, I thought the book was much better than the movie - it offered a better sense of where Cunxin is from, and the truly great sacrifices he made to be where he is today.
  
  Ms Featherstone took this photie. Thanks!

Thursday, 4 March 2010

Another tough day in Africa

On Wednesday evening I got to go sailing - a first for me. Seriously! Could there be a more beautiful setting?!?! Table Mountain in the background and a crisp sea breeze to cool what had been an extremely hot Cape Town day...




 (Note the new stadium in the background there)







Monday, 15 February 2010

Word Nerd Musings

After having much success at Exclusive Books' Summer Sale, I couldn't resist going back a couple more times to see if I could score any more bargains. Here's what I ended up with...

Margot Fonteyn, A Life (Meredith Daneman)


When I was a kid, all I wanted was to be a ballerina. Ten years of ballet classes and a pair of stubborn flat feet later, I abandoned the dream but ballet will always be close to my heart. I've always loved Margot Fonteyn (and Rudolf Nureyev) which is why I was really pleased to find this biography on sale.


Lighthousekeeping (Jeanette Winterson)


A few years ago I read Written on the Body, a novel from the same author. I really enjoyed it, so I'm hoping Lighthousekeeping will be good too.


Two Caravans (Marina Lewycka)


I have to confess, I totally judged this book by it's cover. It looks quaint and quirky. I'll let you know how that turns out.



Beautiful People (Simon Doonan)


This looks like a fun read. Simon Doonan is the Creative Director at Barnabys and the review on Amazon.com has this to say about Beautiful People:

"Simon Doonan's life is a tawdry and hilarious romp.' Rupert Everett... 'Beautiful People is wickedly funny. Simon Doonan has an ear and an eye for sublimely bizarre details that will make readers laugh out loud.' Candace Bushnell, author of Sex and The City. 'Simon is a male Lucille Ball.' Donna Karen..."
Okay, I'll bite.


Sunday, 14 February 2010

Who says you can't have your cake and eat it too?


In the spirit of Valentine's Day, I feel compelled to share this little gem with you. I found it in the latest copy of FairLady

Fay Millar is a London-based baker who offers her clients a decadent range of cakes that celebrate many of life's big occasions including weddings and, well, break-ups. Yeah, that's right. Divorce cakes. Now call me cynical but I think it's a great idea. Why end a relationship whimpering in a dark corner with a box of tissues, Celine Dion whining in the background and a month's supply of chocolates when you can end it in style with a gorgeous cake?!?! Here, take a look at these:


  So long, dumbass

Hit the road, Jack! (Erm, Jill)

You've lost that loving feeling...

See, just when things hit an all time low, you can have your cake AND eat it. (And if you wanted to eat it all by yourself, that would be okay too. You're grieving. Or something.) I think these cakes are GORGEOUS!!! Especially the middle one. (Though the bride in the last pic looks like a crazy psycho bitch - not very flattering.) Anyway, if ever any of my girlfriends get dumped or divorced, I'll scour the streets of Cape Town until I find something similar. And hopefully they'll do the same for me. Any excuse for cake. Yum!


It kinda reminds me of that time in Sex and the City* when Carrie goes to a baby shower and ends up having her gorgeous Manolos swiped. When the hostess brushes off the incident and refuses reimburse Carrie, she decides to throw herself a fabulous single and baby-less type party which has a guest list  of one and a gift registry at Manolo Blahnik. That's how she gets her shoes replaced.


You're probably thinking that's pretty petty. But then again, any woman in her thirties would agree that there's a limit to how many bridal showers and baby showers a girl can endure. Let's face it, the only person who really enjoys those is the bride- or mum-to-be. For the rest of us, it's really an obligatory appearance and another present to fork out for. I mean c'mon, it's great that you found 'true' love and are getting married but do you really need a pre-party party and gifts for that? Isn't lifelong companionship and a big rock enough reward? Seriously! All I'm saying is the next bridal shower I go to had better be my own, damnit!

Anyway, hope you have a lovely V-day regardless of your relationship status. Now go eat some chocolate!


*Season 6, episode 9 to be exact. Speaking of which, almost time for the sequel to the first movie! Yay, I can't wait!!! Happeeeeeeeeee...






Saturday, 13 February 2010

Crazy Cat Lady Chronicles


'Was going through some old photies when I came across this one. 


It's a pic of Phoebe taken the day after I brought her home from the SPCA. She was eight weeks old then and full of energy. (And full of powerful little farts too - we blamed the SPCA nosh. Luckily she grew out of that and into those rather large ears:)

Who knew this cute little thing would grow up to ruin that settee she's on  - not to mention kill hundreds of geckos, about 30 chameleons and two goldfish. 


Friday, 12 February 2010

No glove, no love big guy!

Oopsie daisy. Seems our JZ has been a naughty boy. Again. Our esteemed leader has recently become the proud father of bambino number 19 20. Not bad going for a 67 year old. God Bless Viagra. 

 Ahem.

This Hugh Hefner wannabe recently made international headlines when he married his fifth wife. One of them is dead and the other is an ex-missus but the remaining three have the privilege of sharing of the massive hunk of man love that is the president. 

  Gotta love the funky chicken

But now it seems there's even more competition on the scene as JZ's baby mama isn't one of them. Nope, the lucky lady is the daughter of one of Zuma's friends. 

Classy. 

Anyway, his latest antics have left controversial cartoonist Zapiro with no choice but to firmly re-attach that infamous shower head to the Big Guy's forehead. It's a shame really. He was doing quite nicely and while his bedroom antics shouldn't really have any affect on the rest of us, he's not helping the fight against the HIV/Aids pandemic which is ravaging the country. "Please practice safe sex. Unless you're the president." Eish.

 Aikona

Friday, 5 February 2010

Another week done and dusted


Another week has flown by at the speed at sound and I'm sorry to say I haven't had a chance to tell you all about the amazing Top Gear Live show I went to on Saturday. It was really, really cool and worth mentioning. Just not right now. I need to run and something as delicious as Richard Hammond and Top Gear need love and attention. So I'll get 'round to that in the next day or so.

In the meantime, I'd like to share a little cartoon that appeared in The Times a while back. I love it because on good days I feel like the pink elephant. (And yes, the rest of the time I feel like the flower.)









(Click on the image for a bigger, better view)

Friday, 29 January 2010

Friday of Splendiferous Bargains


Today shall here forth be fondly remembered as Friday of Splendiferous Bargains. This is why:

Exclusive Books is having another one of their lovely book sales where you can pick up some pretty sweet deals. It was a great way to kick off the weekend, and though you kinda have to fight for space at the mountainous book-laden tables, it's a worthwhile endeavour. This morning's loot comprises the following...

After Dark (Haruki Murakami)

I loved 'Kafka on the Shore' so when I saw a novel by the same author I had to make it mine.

Lucky Man - a Memoir (Michael J Fox)

This isn't his latest book, which I'm also quite keen to read, but having grown up with Alex P. Keaton in Family Ties and then joining him on crazy adventures as Marty McFly in the Back to the Future movies I think this will be a really interesting read. Never mind the fact he seems to be a genuine all-round awesome guy with an amazing fighting spirit.

Friday Nights (Joanna Trollope)

Nothing like a bit of light-hearted chick-lit! 

The Darkest Evening of the Year (Dean Koontz)


I'm not ashamed to admit this - I really enjoy scary books. They're such a great escapism! I started reading Dean Koontz when I was about 15 and spent a good portion of my late teens ploughing through his spooky little stories. These days I rarely read his novels so when I spotted this one, I grabbed it right away. 

Crank (Ellen Hopkins)


Really not too sure how this one will turn out but I liked the look of it. 'Sounds like a scary psychological thriller - my FAVOURITE!

(and lastly...) 
Paddington: Now and Then (Michael Bond) 


Call me old-fashioned but I adore old(ish)-school stuff, like the original Winnie-the-Pooh (not the Disney version) and of course, Paddington Bear. So I was really chuffed to find this two-book pack released in celebration of the Bear from Darkest Peru's 50th anniversary. First there's A Bear Called Paddington, followed by Paddington Here and Now. Gorgeous! I grew up on this stuff and one day, when I have little sprogs of my own, I'll make sure they get a personal introduction to Paddington. And Pooh. And Rupert. And Rubarb and Custard. And the Wombles. And and and...

So the book sale was a winner. Especially being an unemployed copywriter, nothing makes this word nerd happier than Books On Sale. Well, except maybe for... A SHOE SALE!!!!!!

To put you in the picture, Cavendish is having one of their sidewalk sales so each shop in the centre has something on sale. But most of them (apart from Exclusives and the shoe shop) were doing it half-heartedly, with only a couple of rands off here and there. But the shoe shop, oh the shoe shop! Earlier this week I spotted a pair of shoes that were rather pretty and quite frankly perfect for the new work wardrobe I'm going to need when I finally find something. (Ahem.) But the shoes were about R350 - not hugely expensive but a little extravagent for someone with very little (no) income. However, this morning the gods were smiling on me and the shoes were on sale! R99!!!!!!! I mean, c'mon! If that's not a sign then I really don't know what is! Look!

Aren't they cute? 
And so that, my friends, is why today was a good day for bargains and a great start to a weekend that can only get better. I know this for a FACT because tomorrow I'm off to Grand West for the Top Gear show. Yes, THE Top Gear show with Jeremy Clarkson and (swoon) Richard Hammond! I'm so insanely excited not only because I have a serious school girl crush on Richard (he's so dishy) but I'm a genuine fan of the show - along with the rest of the world, that is. I can't wait to see what they'll be up to! So I'll be back to share all that soon. But in the meantime, I need to get cracking on my 'Marry me, Richard' poster. First impressions are so important, you know.

Isn't he cute?

Sunday, 10 January 2010

Skillz. Jean-Claude gots them.

In true e-tv (SA) fashion, tonight's crappy Sunday movie is pretty ancient. Yes kids, we're talking about that amazing Jean-Claude movie Double Impact where he works extra hard and plays the role of  not one but TWO characters who just happen to be TWINS!!! Exciting stuff. Sadly, it's not the same movie where he does this...
 

...because THAT would be worth watching. Say what you like about the Muscles from Brussels but you have to admit, the boy has skills! Not sure if he can still pull off the splits these days but that's irrelevant because it's nice to think back and remember all the times he could (and did) do the splits, like this...



And this...


Oh yes, and this too...



Now if only Jean-Claude would teach Gerard that neat little trick, the world would be a much better place!



Yes, much better.

Tuesday, 5 January 2010

Stir the eggnog, lift the toddy, Happy New Year, everybody!

So did you have a good Christmas and a happy new year? I hope you did. Mine was pleasant and lovely, though it's completely flown by. Can't believe it's already time to take down the Christmas tree and get stuck into 2010. The date alone sounds completely futuristic - even Stanley Kubrik didn't think that far ahead when he made his sci-fi 2001: A Space Odyssey. To think it was 10 years ago that the dreaded Y2K was looming and people were flocking to supermarkets to stock up on Koo beans and corned beef. Not me though.

The end of a decade and the beginning of a new one. Cool. Let's see what this one brings.

As for resolutions? I'm not making any. Totally refusing to set myself up for failure, so I'm not going there. But I will say this - I really want to make this a year for being happy, and if that means working on finding my dream job, getting reunited with my inner skinny and falling head over heels in love, then that's what I'm going to do. Lately I've come across so many reminders that life's all about taking chances and making mistakes. And learning from them. So my motto for 2010 is to practice being brave. It's never come naturally to me but sitting at home playing it safe isn't working out so great either.

Anyhoo, on that note, "here's to wishing you a sturdy home, a large garden, many friends, good books and a fine wine!"


Slangevar x o x o



 
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